Jesse James, husband of the smashing and successful Sandra Bullock, is checking himself into sex rehab. It would seem to me that if you really want to doink a celebrity these days all you have to do is skip the nightclubs and check into the inpatient sex-rehab club. It must be like shooting fish in a barrel in there. Everything in this country today is a disease. The fact that you can't keep your penis in its holster is a disease now too. Everybody has an excuse. I propose a new hybrid to the standard sex-addict disease. So you cannot focus on just one woman because you are also affected with Attention Deficit Disorder? Then because you cannot overcome your ADD it cannot be your fault that you will inevitable see something shiny, forget you are married, and oops! you had sex with another women? ADD Sex Adddition! This would require two seperate stints in two seperate rehab clinics, thus allowing you to get caught cheating at least twice before your wife leaves you. I'm going to market it. I'll make a fortune.
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