Monday, December 23, 2013

The 7 Layer Dip of Passive Aggression

Do you have a holiday gathering with people you would enjoy annoying? May I suggest you make Susie's Spectacular 7 Layer dip. 

Go to the store and buy 7 containers, fill each one with the ingredients separately, and hand the stacked containers to the person or host who will be the most judgmental. When they ask what the heck you brought say "7 Layer Dip. Oh, you wanted it assembled? Little demanding, aren't we?" Then stare at them quizzically and wander off into the corner. It's guaranteed to give you at least 5 uninterrupted minutes to check your Facebook and see if any of your exes got engaged over the holiday.

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