Working Theory
New Candy Corn has not been manufactured since the late 70's. It is simply held in surplus and redistributed on a yearly basis. Currently undergoing appropriation into a variety of uses; including Oreo Stuffing, Martini flavors, and sealing the leaks in the grout of mid 80's tract home bathtubs.
This is the first in a series of postings that will be dedicated to my working theories of the world. Results may vary after intense study and application of empirical data.
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| Candy Corn Martini: Contents May Be As Old As You Are |
This is the first in a series of postings that will be dedicated to my working theories of the world. Results may vary after intense study and application of empirical data.
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